FISTBUMPS TO EVERYONE WHO INITIALLY SPITE-STANNED ELEMENTARY. A+ return on investment y’all, crack open a cold one with me.
What you remember, what you tell everyone is going to define the rest of your life.
You don’t have to listen to those mean girls. They’re just there to make you upset and make you feel bad about yourself. And you know, inside, they feel bad about themselves too. But they don’t wanna admit it to anybody.

Danny: We’ll spend a lot of time planning out the whole bit, but not quite enough.
Alison: We’re the bane of Donald’s existence. So, now when we run up and go, “Donald!” He just goes, “no.”
Danny: Every once in awhile he’ll go, “that was good.” We know if Donald approves, we’re like “ah, we scored a big one!”